shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick december
be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
The all caps def made it a win.
No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.
Well..it is a woman’s prison. So, ya know. Not an abundance of men. Didn’t think that was too difficult to understand.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
I could just imagine the insane horror one child may feel when seeing they have ten missed calls…
from both mothers
I have lesbian parents and having missed calls from both moms is scary as fuck
No, like when I haven’t talked to dad in a few days, my other dad will text me and just be like “talk to you father, love you” and it’s the worst.
These jokes make my heart super happy!!!
College in a nutshell for me
who would’ve thought that they’d build one of the wonders of the world right next to some pyramids
Because it’s also a wonder of the world….gadoyy
This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
Sooo fucking everything right now
Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:
Being in a loving relationship.
Being a housewife.
Things that do make you less of a feminist:
Shaming women for doing any of these things.
Yes. 10000x thank you.
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
Having an easier childbirth is always a plus too
This guy gets paid more than all of us
I’m unemployed and I get cats way more than this guy does. Wtf?
Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH
WHAT THE FUCK
But why is the sad woman in the background holding a dead baby???