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electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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The all caps def made it a win.

ohheichoumonheichou:

queerwolfie:

lastdeathscytheandfriends:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

I could just imagine the insane horror one child may feel when seeing they have ten missed calls… from both mothers

I have lesbian parents and having missed calls from both moms is scary as fuck

No, like when I haven’t talked to dad in a few days, my other dad will text me and just be like “talk to you father, love you” and it’s the worst.

These jokes make my heart super happy!!!

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